OVERheard: Feb. 29

“If you want it, just tell me to pull it out.”

-North Complex

“Sometimes when I’m bored I text a random person and say, ‘I buried the body, now what?’”

– North Complex parking lot

“Because, you know, selling cookies is

communism.”

– Al Neuharth Media Center

“She got a little excited with the ashes.”

– The Volante office

“If you point binoculars at Orion’s Belt, you’ll see a fuzzy patch.”

– Akeley-Lawrence

“Next I’m going to be hungry … for working out!”

– The Commons

“Here, God is on the phone, he wants to talk to you.”

– Cherry Street

“I take all my inspiration from Newt Gingrich.”

– Cherry Street