OVERheard: March 28

“My mom didn’t start shrinking until 60.”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

“He wasn’t that hard.’”

-“That’s what she said.”

— Old Main

“She was hungry and mine smelled better than hers, so I let her dive in.”

— I.D. Weeks Library

“My microwave is a doorway to hell.”

— Akeley Lawrence

“I don’t trust her. I wouldn’t tell her if I killed anyone.”

— Muenster University Center

“You’d be more seductive if you didn’t braid your hair”

— Muenster University Center