OVERheard: October 17

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things that we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Sex discrimination. Yes!”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

“I’m pretty sure the animal died all at once.”

— Spirit Mound

“I put a Coyote football poster on my door and now it won’t close.”

— Cottage Street

“Can we just all agree to call the Old Lumber Company ‘the yard’ from now on.”

— Pine Street

“I don’t always throw up, but when I do, it’s for the kids.”

— Interstate 29

“There is a 70 percent chance that we should get extra wasted tonight.”

— Clark Street