OVERHeard: November 7

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things that we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“When I was like 15 or 16, I thought I would be way more mature by the time I was 22.”

— Main Street

“Fathers everywhere must be proud of their college-aged daughters tonight.”

— Pine Street

“It’s about that time of the year when video games start taking over my life.”

— MUC

“Brookings: Where the auxiliary cord is new technology.”

— Clark Street

“I’m not a geologist, I don’t need to see all the layers of your hair.”

— Sprucewood

“Every good Christian should have a copy of ‘The Princess Bride.’ ”

— Newman Center

“I think I just got purse burn on my neck.”

— Old Lumber Company