OVERHEARD

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Hey! Your name’s Valentine! Happy Birthday!”

— DakotaDome on Valentine’s Day

“I love the way I smell after a good workout. Bold and hard.”

— Pine Street

“If a girl gets flowers on Valentine’s Day and doesn’t post a picture of them on Twitter or Facebook, did they really get them?”

— University Street

“On days like today, I’m sure glad I have my momma’s chicken noodle soup to keep me warm.”

— Cottage Street

“I really hate the fact that I love the Harlem Shake.”

— Clark Street