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OVERHEARDS

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Gosh, I’m sniffing so much today you’d think I was doing cocaine this morning.”

— Akeley Lawrence

“Best way to protect yourself from being raped? All you have to do is vomit, pee and poop.”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

“There is going to be so many snarky looks between A-Phis and Thetas this week. I love it.”

— University Street

“When your hangover hits at midnight — you know you had a good Strollers Sunday.”

— Main Street

“Days like today are the reason why you don’t trust the South Dakota weatherman.”

— Clark Street