OVERHEARD

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Hey bro, I almost let you touch my business. Then I yelled at you.”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

“I’m going to need some water, Advil and a few apology texts.”

— Pine Street

“Will ESPN quit showing the SDSU student section? It’s making South Dakota look like it’s filled with tool bags. Pretty please?”

— University Street

“Just witnessed a classic Vermillion domestic dispute in the middle of the road.”

— Main Street

“It’s been decided that there is a strong correlation between unhealthy habits and tests.”

— Clark Street