OVERHEARD

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Since I moved out of my house, my brother not only became an atheist, but also a Democrat… which is even worse.”

— The Commons

“Now would be the worst possible time for a fire drill, but a great time to exfoliate skin.”

— Old Main

“I don’t get Dave Matthews or DMB… that awkward moment when you’re not so college.”

— Pine Street

“If I were a professor, I’d have every major sports event mapped out and make sure I didn’t schedule anything the day after.”

— I.D. Weeks Library

“Rumplestiltskin was a good man, and so are you guys.”

— Clark Street

“If the power goes out, we will be in trouble.”

— The Volante Newsroom