OVERHEARD

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“My nipples are really small.”

— DakotaDome

“Talking about taxes in policy class today makes me wish I would have worked harder to find a sugar daddy.”

— Old Main

“Only in the Midwest do you get the joy of driving by smelly cow farms every 30 miles.”

— Pine Street

“Everyone starts watching baseball for the next week or two, then no one cares until October.”

— Pine Street

“And so begins the long haul to finals week.”

— Clark Street

“Middle school: the worst time to be naked.”

— The Volante Newsroom