Overheard

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“President Abbott does whatever he wants.”

— Dakota Street

“I’m probably going to unleash the wrath of God on you. And not the happy God.”

— The Volante Newsroom

“It would be statutory rape if you even talked to him.”

— I.D. Weeks Library

“I told him if he didn’t buy me McDonalds it wasn’t gonna happen.”

— Pine Street

“Where is my thesaurus? Time for the dinosaurs.”

— The Volante Newsroom

“I was just walking down the street, looking in people’s windows like it’s normal.”

— Clark Street

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