Overheard

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Is there ever a good way to pee your pants?”

— The Volante Newsroom

“Stop walking around with the cat while you don’t have clothes on.”

— University Street

“I’m kind of scared to walk into her room because I might get lost.”

— Muenster University Center

“I know better now than to trust her lying ways.”

— Pine Street

“There’s a pig tied to the tree in your backyard.”

— University Street

“He’s like one of those cute hamsters you just can’t say no to. Ya know?”

— Pine Street

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