Overheard

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things that we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Not even God could have passed that test.”

— Muenster University Center

“I don’t care what I have to do, this pirate mission is happening.”

— Old Main

“I don’t know why everyone always asks me. I clearly know nothing about everything.”

— Slagle Hall

“Was he licking his toes or playing with them or something?”

— Muenster University Center

“I peer pressured you into coffee, but hey, at least it’s not drugs”

— Muenster University Center