Overheard

overheard

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Hold on, I lost my wallet…Nevermind, it’s right where I left it.”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

“I can play the chorus to ‘My Heart Will Go On’, and that’s it.”

“If that doesn’t get you a date, I don’t  know what will.”

— Volante Newsroom

“I think my contact is all backwards.”

“That’s a real problem.”

— Plum Street

“I really  hope I don’t vomit in the planter in my building. If I do, that’s my landlord’s problem.”

— Clark Street

“I don’t think it’s socially acceptable to walk around looking like that.”

— University Street

“I mean there’s looking rough and there’s looking the way I look right now.”

— Muenster University Center

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