Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things that we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.
“I don’t like curb-stomping. It’s too messy.”
— Al Neuharth Media Center
“We shall procreate our own...Opinion
Voting in elections is one of the only ways an average person can make a difference in the lives of their peers and themselves. Since our forefathers chose to create the United States of America in...Opinion
When I was in high school the teachers always told me a number of college stories that would make us rebellious kids sit still. Some of them include stories of truth and wisdom...Opinion
IN THE KNOW: Scholarship weekend coming up. It's a time for the university to start recruiting some bright new minds.
IN THE DARK: The looming threat of midterms. There's really no funny quip for...Opinion
"That's biologically impossible unless I invent a time machine somewhere down the line and go back in time and sleep with your mother for some reason."
- Old Main
"You put belly button lint in...Opinion
IN THE KNOW: The victory over South Dakota State University. It can't get much better than beating the Jacks.
IN THE DARK: The return of the snow. It's like in a horror movie - every time we think...Opinion