Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things that we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.
“I’m coming just as soon as I place this.”
— The Volante office
“This isn’t fat-friendly...Opinion
Dear Everyone Who Hates Mondays,
How many of you every Monday morning, after a great weekend, wish to not have school?
I will tell you right now, that I am definitely one of those who does not...Opinion
IN THE KNOW: The business school bringing authority on forgery and embezzlement and famous former confidence man Frank Abagnale to Aalfs Auditorium on April 16. Could prove to be a very interesting...Opinion
The new movie adaptation of Dr. Seuss’s classic “The Lorax” has been attracting some sharp criticism from those on the political Right. Most notably, Lou Dobbs has called the film “ insidious...Opinion
Dear South Dakota weather,
I know you were very friendly to everyone in the Upper Midwest this year in regards to next to no long freezing morning walks to class. However, the fact of the matter...Opinion