Betsey Horton
COLUMN: Serious heath issues overlooked at USD
Mar 27th, 2012 23
The following column is dedicated to the administration of this fine university. As a student, there are certain issues I feel they have done an excellent job of ignoring, and I would like to appeal...COLUMN: Breaking up is hard to do
Mar 20th, 2012 14
Throughout my misadventures in love I have been given a lot of very strange advice. One of the strangest was to stay friends with my exes after getting dumped because that is the only way to maturely...COLUMN: Tight-fitting dresses and skirts unflattering trend
Feb 28th, 2012 125
As Vermillion’s resident fake Parisienne, there are certain fashion trends I have little tolerance for. The latest of these is so disturbing to me that I have no choice but to emerge from hiding in...COLUMN: Guide to asking, taking a woman out on a date
Jan 31st, 2012 22
Not-so-gentlemen of USD, rejoice. I have composed a simple guide for how to conduct yourselves properly on a date. You may thank me later. The first thing you should do before you ask a girl on a...COLUMN: Post-bar commiserations lead to advice
Dec 7th, 2011 24
Vermillion, this is your "drunk bus tally girl" speaking. I want you to know I'm listening to everything you say while intoxicated and I have some advice. Ladies, I'm about to save you so much time...COLUMN: Halloween calls for creativity over sex appeal
Oct 25th, 2011 19
About a month ago, I began to start thinking about Halloween. Halloween is a very wonderful time of year for me as my birthday falls on the following day. I get to dress up in a silly costume, eat...COLUMN: Note to students: Take care during D-Days
Oct 4th, 2011 23
Greetings, fellow students. This is the "tallygirl" speaking. You may have seen me sitting on the "drunk bus," complacently carving tallies on a clipboard. This is one of my jobs and it requires me...Got a new Twitter account? Make sure you add these to your feed
Apr 13th, 2011 29
For anyone out there thinking about getting a Twitter account, or has one and doesn't know what to do with it, here is a quick guide to some of the better accounts to follow. For any news junkies,...COLUMN: A hundred years, minus a day
Apr 13th, 2011 18
Dear Friend, I want to take the time out of my life to apologize to you. It is my sincerest hope that you listen, though I surely do not deserve it. I've been sitting in my kitchen for hours...