OVERheard: 4/18

“Why is that lady holding a dog turd?”

— The Volante office

“When I got there she didn’t feel good, so of course she’s pregnant.”

— Richardson Hall

“I’m mad that you can’t actually kill people.”

— MUC

“Nineties R&B. Mmmm, love it!”

— Aalfs Auditorium

“It makes my butt tingle.”

— The Volante office

“Check out this sweet robot!”

— The Volante office

“I have this daddy long-leg that lives in my shower and sometimes I wash him down the drain and somehow a daddy long-leg always comes back so I renamed him Herb.”

— Newman Center

“I’m totally going to enjoy being a dad when I get to play with all of my kids toys.”

-”Men.”

— The Volante office