Overheard

overheard

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Are you ready to witness a grown man licking his own nipples?”

— Main Street

“He just wanted his five seconds of fame and his parents said ‘no.’”

— The Volante Newsroom

“When someone offers you pie you don’t just turn it down.”

— Dakota Street

“I’m pretty sure that is vomit on those shoes, not dirt.”

— University Street

“She wasn’t worried about eating that much food, she was just worried about someone seeing her eating all of it.”

— Muenster University Center

“That thought hadn’t crossed my mind until it was far too late.”

— I.D. Weeks Library

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