OVERheard: April 25

“I was talking to him on the phone for like 10 minutes and he didn’t say anything, so I was like you wanna go smoke a cig or something?”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

It’s your poking anniversary? That’s special.”

— Delzell

“My bag is like Narnia.”

— Walmart

“I don’t know why I didn’t do duct tape clothes for prom.”

-“Because you have self-respect.”

— The Volante Office

“So if you scratch your ear like this, it makes the sound Pac-Man makes.”

— Akeley-Lawrence

“There’s a scholarship for tall people?”

— The Volante Office

“Oh, gross. You drooled.’”

-“It was a squirrel.”

— Richardson Hall

“I wish I had pants.”

— The Volante office