OVERheard: April 4

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things that we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“I’m coming just as soon as I place this.”

— The Volante office

“This isn’t fat-friendly weather.”

— North Complex parking lot

“When Hannah Montana first got famous, I thought she was related to Joe Montana.”

— The Volante office

“You can’t be a slutty Hitler.”

— Prentis Park

“Apartheid, what’s that? It sounds like Christmas.”

— Cherry Street

“Call me when you sprout your first chest hair.”

— The Volante office