OVERheard: October 10

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things that we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“She said to just keep rubbing it and that’s what I’m doing.”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

“It’s nice to feel loved — even if it’s fake.”

— Coyote Village

“Ew! I just sneezed so hard I farted.”

— Rose Street

“Thanks cable TV, I didn’t really wanna watch Manning vs. Brady anyways.”

— Plum Street

“Maybe that’s the problem. Maybe you need more drugs!”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

“Woke up with my roommate’s blood on me, must have been post bar Wrestle Mania.”

— Main Street