OVERHeard: October 24

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things that we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Don’t go in the hallway! There are 15 squirrels, they all have rabies and we know it.”

— Richardson Hall

“I don’t like to slap people, but sometimes stuff happens.”

— Muenster University Center

“Sioux Falls… the new Vermillion.”

— Wileys Tavern, Sioux Falls

“If you want to look like a stud on campus, buy a pair of headphones by Beats by Dr. Dre.”

— Old Main

“I wonder if I am in the binder of women, who can only remember recipes and submissive sexual positions.”

— MUC