OVERheard: October 3

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things that we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“The last time I drank tequila, I ended up in a ditch.”

— Madison Street

“I pee at 5:30! I have a schedule.”

— Coyote Village

“Can you send her to my room when you’re done? I’m desperate.”

— Pine Street

“The new Green Day album is frickin’ awesome!”

— Cherry Street

“To whoever saw me last night — I apologize. Ah who am I kidding — I don’t care.”

— Pine Street

“Letting everyone at R-Pizza know that I’m in a frat. Yep, I’m at the front of the line.”

— Main Street