OVERHEARD

Overheard

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Spring is now my least favorite season. It’s more snowy than winter.”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

“SDSU lost to USD this year. They’re not beating Michigan.”

— Pine Street

“This trash smells like booze.”

— Coyote Village

“Mouthwash after a drown night is a very bad idea.”

— Main Street

“The more I think about it, the more I don’t believe yesterday existed.”

— University Street

“I hate that Monday is closer to Friday, than Friday is to Monday. ”

— Main Street