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OVERHEARD: April 24
“I’m doing a research project about how people perceive cleavage and i need an assistant with boobs.”
— Neuharth Media Center
“So… who’s going home for Christmas break?”
— Muenster University Center
“It sounded like a baby tiger was going to attack me!”
— Cherry Street Grille
“I’m getting two energy drinks. One to drink and the other to get pumped!”
— the C-Store
“You guys just got done with hot yoga, you look like you should cool down with some snow.”
— Coyote Village
“I learned young that bar soap tastes better than liquid soap.”
“Am I supposed to be studying for finals like…now?”