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OVERHEARD: April 24

“I’m doing a research project about how people perceive cleavage and i need an assistant with boobs.”

— Neuharth Media Center

“So… who’s going home for Christmas break?”

— Muenster University Center

“It sounded like a baby tiger was going to attack me!”

— Cherry Street Grille

“I’m getting two energy drinks. One to drink and the other to get pumped!”

— the C-Store

“You guys just got done with hot yoga, you look like you should cool down with some snow.”

— Coyote Village

“I learned young that bar soap tastes better than liquid soap.”

—Twitter

“Am I supposed to be studying for finals like…now?”

—Twitter