Overheard

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“I just hope we don’t watch porn today, because I’m really not feelin’ it.”

— Volante newsroom

“I went outside to watch that girl puke in the street.”

— Main Street

“After last night, I realized all I need in life is my cat.”

— University Street

“He sent me snapchats of him just hanging out in some random, empty house.”

— Old Main

“I was having a good time until I got yelled at for dancing on the table.”

— Clark Street

“Hold on guys, I need to get my  float legs on.”

— Main Street

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