Music at tailgating played in poor taste

Like the saying goes, “If you have nothing nice to say, then say nothing at all.”  I will violate this but compromise, and keep it short.

The Student Tailgate section has such a wide variety of music playing. One fraternity plays music that has everything for visitors to hear. It has the “B” word for women, varied descriptions of both male and female reproductive organs, and words that folks can abbreviate to “Mf’er.”

Luckily the “N” word is the hip form with non-rhotic “r.” If this is not enough, the music will wow you with vivid descriptions of how to have sex with a “B” for your pleasure.

Oh, don’t worry, all is not lost: visiting teams can hear the words, too. Better yet, visiting prospective students who are getting to know the campus that they will…probably not be attending.

The saving grace of the music, if any, was that it is akin to reggae and had a good beat.  I just want to thank that fraternity for all of its help and good judgment.

— Mark J. Galpin