OVERheard: September 26

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things that we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Long time drinker, first-time rider.”

— Main Street

“What ever happened to Genuwine?”

— University Street

“If we are golfing, I need cigarettes. It’s the only way I can putt.”

— Pine Street

“If you want to change your life add a little vodka to your Shirley Temple.

— Main Street

“Mac ‘n’ Cheese shapes and Boy Meets World. My 12-year-old self would be proud.”

— Plum Street

“Rush Hour 1 and 2 on TV at the same time. Are you sure it’s Monday?”

— Pine Street