IN THE KNOW: Scholarship weekend coming up. It's a time for the university to start recruiting some bright new minds. IN THE DARK: The looming threat of midterms. There's really no funny quip for midterms, they're far too unpleasant. IN THE...Opinion
"That's biologically impossible unless I invent a time machine somewhere down the line and go back in time and sleep with your mother for some reason." - Old Main "You put belly button lint in...Opinion
IN THE KNOW: The victory over South Dakota State University. It can't get much better than beating the Jacks. IN THE DARK: The return of the snow. It's like in a horror movie - every time we think...Opinion
To whom it may concern: Whose brilliant idea was it to close the Beede Bump on Saturdays? The Beede Bump, for those who don't know, is closed on Friday evening at 2 p.m. and then...Opinion
"Until you sign a contract, you can still pull out." - North Complex "Hip pop; it's the music of the elderly." - Coyote Village "It's better than sex, Subway and Saturdays combined." -...Opinion
Dear fellow Coyotes, Tell me - when you apply to a university, there's a reason, right? Be it sports, academics, location; there's a reason you chose that college to apply to. Something about that...Opinion
IN THE KNOW: Vermillion avoiding the massive snow storm that hit around the area. No one likes snow, at least not that much. IN THE DARK: The Super Bowl commercials. You know when no one is really...Opinion
"Those who can't teach, teach gym. Those who can't teach gym teach gym in Korea." - Muenster University Center "Is it bad as a fish parent when you lose two "kids" in one day?" -"No. We all...Opinion
"I'm trying, it's not coming" -"That's what she said." - University Street "Everyone likes a dirty OverHeard." - Al Neuharth Media Center "I can't use the wiener one?" - THe Volante...Opinion
IN THE KNOW: The new milk shake machine in the C-Store. A delicious new addition. IN THE DARK: The ice hiding in the big puddles on the sidewalks. Even as the weather heats up, you have to watch...
