Dear lovers in the MUC,
We can see you. We see you holding hands walking to pick up your Chick-fil-A Tapingo order, as if you’re going on a romantic hike in a magical forest. The Muenster University Center is not the place to have your romantic night away, and the MUC pit is not a place to lock eyes and lips. It can’t possibly be beneficial for your studying if you’re looking at your notes while giving your partner a lap dance. I don’t see how it can be logistically possible to eat a salad if your hands are all tied up in your partner’s hair. Please, no one wants to see you conceive your first child in a MUC booth. Your passion is distracting other MUC-goers and I from our homework and our much needed MUC naps. If you’re in the MUC and can’t wait to get back to the dorms to get it on, check out a library study room like the rest of USD who wants to bone.
-Kelli Susemihl, Managing Editor