“If you want it, just tell me to pull it out.”
“Sometimes when I’m bored I text a random person and say, ‘I buried the body, now what?’”
- North Complex parking lot
“Because, you know,...Opinion
IN THE KNOW: Scholarship weekend coming up. It's a time for the university to start recruiting some bright new minds.
IN THE DARK: The looming threat of midterms. There's really no funny quip for...Opinion
"That's biologically impossible unless I invent a time machine somewhere down the line and go back in time and sleep with your mother for some reason."
- Old Main
"You put belly button lint in...Opinion
IN THE KNOW: The victory over South Dakota State University. It can't get much better than beating the Jacks.
IN THE DARK: The return of the snow. It's like in a horror movie - every time we think...Opinion
Dear fellow Coyotes,
Tell me - when you apply to a university, there's a reason, right? Be it sports, academics, location; there's a reason you chose that college to apply to. Something about that...Opinion
IN THE KNOW: Vermillion avoiding the massive snow storm that hit around the area. No one likes snow, at least not that much.
IN THE DARK: The Super Bowl commercials. You know when no one is really...Opinion