OVERheard 12/7/11
“We’ll get you pulling it out. When in doubt, pull out.”
– LOWER VERM
“No, you will not eat my DVD.”
– NEUHARTH BUILDING
“I didn’t know why it was called ‘the MUC’ and then I tasted the food.”
– THE MUC
“I’m not good with the writing and words and stuff.”
– NEUHARTH BUILDING
“Herman Cain watched so much Pokemon he taught himself the move ‘self-destruct.’”
– NEUHARTH BUILDING
“Before I get any work done, I’ve got to drink some idea juice.”
– NEUHARTH BUILDING
“Politically-incorrect jokes are funny as long as you’re not a square.”
– COTTAGE AVENUE
“I get really excited when I see Christmas balls.”
– THE MUC
“How do you want to paint this pickle?”
– COLOR ME MINE
“For Christmas this year, I’m going to give my kids wrapped-up
batteries and leave a note that says ‘Toys not included.’”
– NEUHARTH BUILDING
“You know you’re addicted to ‘Modern Warfare’ when you start going through trash cans for bottle caps.”
– COTTAGE AVENUE
“If glitter is the herpes of craft supplies, is spray-on glitter a biological weapon?”
– THE MUC
