OVERheard 12/7/11

“We’ll get you pulling it out. When in doubt, pull out.”

– LOWER VERM

“No, you will not eat my DVD.”

– NEUHARTH BUILDING

“I didn’t know why it was called ‘the MUC’ and then I tasted the food.”

– THE MUC

“I’m not good with the writing and words and stuff.”

– NEUHARTH BUILDING

“Herman Cain watched so much Pokemon he taught himself the move  ‘self-destruct.’”

– NEUHARTH BUILDING

“Before I get any work done, I’ve got to drink some idea juice.”

– NEUHARTH BUILDING

“Politically-incorrect jokes are funny as long as you’re not a square.”

– COTTAGE AVENUE

“I get really excited when I see Christmas balls.”

– THE MUC

“How do you want to paint this pickle?”

– COLOR ME MINE

“For Christmas this year, I’m going to give my kids wrapped-up

batteries and leave a note that says ‘Toys not included.’”

– NEUHARTH BUILDING

“You know you’re addicted to ‘Modern Warfare’ when you start going through trash cans for bottle caps.”

– COTTAGE AVENUE

“If glitter is the herpes of craft supplies, is spray-on glitter a biological weapon?”

– THE MUC