OVERheard: 2/8

“Those who can’t teach, teach gym. Those who can’t teach gym teach gym in Korea.”

– Muenster University Center

“Is it bad as a fish parent when you lose two “kids” in one day?”

-“No. We all need to make sacrifices some times.”

– Coyote Village

“Is it still public urination if I pee my pants?”

– Fine Arts Building

“It’s not day-drinking if it’s after four o’clock.”

– Main Street

“Would you help me fix my smart phone. I thought it was smart until I realized it didn’t have your number.”

– MUC

“I love you more than my mother because you bring me food.”

– The Volante office