Overheard

overheard

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“I’m surprised I haven’t gotten drunk yet because I’m usually so compulsive.”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

“We’re both wearing scarves. When I say scarves, I mean adult bibs.”

— Newsroom

“If she doesn’t understand that concept by now, then she just fails at life.”

— Muenster University Center

“The next week and a half will consist of me just getting through each day. Hopefully.”

— Old Main

“I just need something stronger than caffeine that will keep me awake and focused for days.”

“It exists. It’s called drugs.”

— I.D. Weeks Library

“If he doesn’t text me, I might consider drowning myself tonight.”

— Plum Street

“I just want all the STDs.”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

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