The Rant: Android users

Dear Android users,

The Apple vs. Android debate has persisted since the beginning of time. I’m here to end the debate once and for all: iPhone is just better than Android. We get it, you can change the themes of your phone or whatever, but the iPhone is easy to operate. Using an Android is work. The beauty of Apple is that, if you haven’t used an Apple product before, you can teach yourself – and without thinking too much! (Admit it, humans love to not think too much). As an iPhone user, I will literally never have to worry about taking a picture in which the faces of the people look like Minecraft characters. Absolutely no one wants to receive a grainy, discolored Snapchat containing crusty, deformed laughing emojis. Don’t even get me started about Android users’ toxic effects on a group message. Nobody wants to be that person, who restricts everyone from adding a quirky name to your group of friends. Does Android have portrait mode? I think not. Also, I have to say, I’ve never had the issue of my iPhone potentially blowing up in my face. But that’s just me… And every other iPhone user.

-Tori Harwell, Opinion Editor