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OVERheard: Feb. 22

“That’s biologically impossible unless I invent a time machine somewhere down the line and go back in time and sleep with your mother for some reason.”

– Old Main

“You put belly button lint in my hair? Now I’m going to put poop in yours.”

-“How is that anywhere near the same?”


“Hey, make your mom stop biting me.”


“No, they mate and then they kill each other.”

– North COmplex

“I love him, he is so deliciously evil.”

– South Dakota Union Building

“It’s all serious, serious, comic relief, then ha, you slept with your mother.”

– Muenster University Center

“I’m going to start texting ‘potassium’ instead of ‘K’.”

– North Complex