In the Know & In the Dark
IN THE KNOW: The 99th Annual Dakota Days happens this week.
IN THE DARK: The campus will be abundant with typical, idiotic homecoming behavior this week.
IN THE KNOW: The university is hosting a number of events for students in celebration of Dakota Days.
IN THE DARK: Most students are going to spend their time partying and sleeping through class rather than attend the events.
IN THE KNOW: Students are supposed to get pumped up and excited about homecoming week.
IN THE DARK: Everybody knows homecoming is just a week for alumni to relive their glory days.
IN THE KNOW: The annual Dakota Days parade will take place on a beautiful fall morning.
IN THE DARK: “Beautiful” most likely means temperatures low enough to freeze your fingers and ears while watching the parade.
IN THE KNOW: The Coyotes will play in their 99th homecoming game. IN THE DARK: “99th annual” won’t mean anything to anyone as soon as the first quarter is over because drinking becomes a priority over actually watching the homecoming game.
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