In the Know & In the Dark

IN THE KNOW: The 99th Annual Dakota Days happens this week.

IN THE DARK: The campus will be abundant with typical, idiotic homecoming behavior this week.

IN THE KNOW: The university is hosting a number of events for students in celebration of Dakota Days.

IN THE DARK: Most students are going to spend their time partying and sleeping through class rather than attend the events.

IN THE KNOW:  Students are supposed to get pumped up and excited about homecoming week.

IN THE DARK: Everybody knows homecoming is just a week for alumni to relive their glory days.

IN THE KNOW:  The annual Dakota Days parade will take place on a beautiful fall morning.

IN THE DARK: “Beautiful” most likely means temperatures low enough to freeze your fingers and ears while watching the parade.

IN THE KNOW:  The Coyotes will play in their 99th homecoming game. IN THE DARK: “99th annual” won’t mean anything to anyone as soon as the first quarter is over because drinking becomes a priority over actually watching the homecoming game.

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