Overheard

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Go strip or something, I don’t want to talk to you.”

— The Volante Newsroom

“You know, I haven’t humped you in a long time.”

— University Street

“Like he’s going to auction off an electronic cow.”

— Dakota Street

“How crazy does she have to be for him to realize that talking to her is probably a bad idea?”

— Muenster University Center

“You showed your boobs for pickles?”

“Yeah, one pickle for each boob.”

— Clark Street

“I have priorities. Drinking may be at the top of those priorities, but I still have priorities.”

— Plum Street

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