Overheard

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things that we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Can I just drop out and be a male stripper?”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

“Are any of you planning on being drug addicts or can we watch this movie now?”

— Churchill-Haines

“It looks like someone threw up Halloween on that porch.”

— Dakota Street

“I didn’t leave my bed for two whole days, because I literally had no reason to.”

— Muenster University Center

“Hey, so I think I broke your window when I threw a pebble at it.”

— University Street

“Speaking of your mom and cannibalism…”

— Slagle Hall