Overheard

overheard

Here you’ll find the weirdest, funniest and stupidest things we’ve heard during the week. Context is for suckers.

“Thirty seconds is a long time to not take a drink of alcohol.”

— Dakota Street

“It looks like pee. Stop spreading it around.”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

“Nobody even likes pickles. They should just be taken off the menu.”

— McDonalds

“It’s all so sad and funny at the same time.”

— Muenster University Center

“I’m a turkey testicle driver.”

— Al Neuharth Media Center

“I just felt like eating my food in the hallway last night.”

— University Street

“I’m a hot mess, but I’m not even hot so I’m just a mess.”

— Dakota Street

“Can we just tell everyone that I punched you in the face? ”

— Plum Street

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