The seven stages of being single on Valentine’s Day

1. Denial. It’s just one day out of the year. It won’t be that bad.

2. Indifference. Who needs love anyway?

3. Annoyance. Look at all these couples being cute and stuff! It’s disgusting!

4. Anger. Why is everyone else in a relationship?! Why am I still single?!

5. Depression. This is the stage where you buy yourself chocolate and then eat the entire box in one sitting.

6. Cynicism. We’ve all been there.

7. Acceptance. At the end of the day you realize you don’t need a significant other to be awesome.