IN THE KNOW: The victory over South Dakota State University. It can’t get much better than beating the Jacks. IN THE DARK: The return of the snow. It’s like in a horror movie – every time we think you’re dead and gone, you jump back up and rear your ugly head. IN THE KNOW: The […]

“Until you sign a contract, you can still pull out.” – North Complex “Hip pop; it’s the music of the elderly.” – Coyote Village “It’s better than sex, Subway and Saturdays combined.” – The Commons “We just need to throw in a Bible and we’re good.” – The Volante Office “Dude, I heard you can […]

IN THE KNOW: Vermillion avoiding the massive snow storm that hit around the area. No one likes snow, at least not that much. IN THE DARK: The Super Bowl commercials. You know when no one is really talking about any the day after the game, it must have been a weak showing. IN THE KNOW: […]

“Those who can’t teach, teach gym. Those who can’t teach gym teach gym in Korea.” – Muenster University Center “Is it bad as a fish parent when you lose two “kids” in one day?” -“No. We all need to make sacrifices some times.” – Coyote Village “Is it still public urination if I pee my […]

“I’m trying, it’s not coming” -“That’s what she said.” – University Street “Everyone likes a dirty OverHeard.” – Al Neuharth Media Center “I can’t use the wiener one?” – THe Volante Office “You want to look at my baby? She’s kind of ugly now” -“Holy crap, that kid creeps me out.” – THe Volante Office […]

IN THE KNOW: The new milk shake machine in the C-Store. A delicious new addition. IN THE DARK: The ice hiding in the big puddles on the sidewalks. Even as the weather heats up, you have to watch your every step or else down you go. IN THE KNOW: The Super Bowl this weekend. The […]

  IN THE KNOW: The unusually nice early January weather. It’s great that we’ve had minimal blizzards to deal with as in recent years.   IN THE DARK: The unusually nice January weather going away. Way to screw with us Mother Nature. Shorts to snow pants-weather overnight is not cool.   IN THE KNOW: The Super Bowl XLVI […]

“Jump on the ship; the internship!” – Al neuharth media center   “If it wasn’t for the plague, he could’ve kept screwing his mom.” – WARREN M. LEE CENTER FOR THE FINE ARTS   “He needs to go to school. He needs the socialism.” – WHIMP’S   “Are you aware that I have testicles or […]

“We’ll get you pulling it out. When in doubt, pull out.” – LOWER VERM     “No, you will not eat my DVD.” – NEUHARTH BUILDING     “I didn’t know why it was called ‘the MUC’ and then I tasted the food.” – THE MUC     “I’m not good with the writing and […]

IN THE KNOW: “Avenue Q” was a great choice for the college crowd, and professors seemed to like it, too.     IN THE DARK: USD’s lack of transparency in the decision not to retain Ed Meierkort as head coach of the football team. What was the motivation for replacing him?     IN THE KNOW: The Volante’s […]